What is this? AMERICA.
The road is getting widened + scooter paths, new sidewalks, LED lighting, new shops and restaurants…..THIS PLACE HAS GONE FUCKING INSANE.
Whoa it rained. Had to walk back to get my Temu© rubbers. Remember “no glove, no love”…..
Gloom today. Everyone is sleeping.
Actual productive Ukrainians took over my local coffee shop…
….and turned it in a culinary experience unlike any other…..
They are still working on the menu but I’ve seen so much wild stuff (home made sausages!!) that I might just end up living here.
Also, I hate to sound so fucking positive….the people who run this place might just be the nicest people I’ve ever met in my life….I am not joking.
Coming back tomorrow, apparently they will have something really fun/new for me.
Ohh..they just opened…so they’re still working on stuff….
Yes, no problem with contactless payments…..of course.
ALSO…I don’t think I’ve ever has sour cream like this…I think it was 150% fat….it was thicker than vanilla ice cream…so crazy-ass…just so fucking tasty….
Just the best food here. ALWAYS.
1st having creamy mushroom soup plus I mixed some of the insanely flavoured rice inside…..I think I’m gonna die from flavouryness.
This was one the best drinking parks in Nesebar.
Now they fucking modernized, cleaned it up, and removed all the hobos.
And put a stupid fence around it. I guess the daily child abductions (for sex trafficking, I assume) were starting to be a concern.
Sigh.
Scooterin’ about.
Broccoli soup. It was OK.
Tasted like soup for super old people.
The new iPhone has a REALLY SHITTY camera…I don’t understand why my Pixel 5 from 10 years ago takes way better photos.
The Segway has essentially been my best purchase in the last 200 years.
This is just such a fucking monster. I can be anywhere and anytime in seconds (not minutes) and the technology inside with all the sensors and motors and brakes and shit is insane…the way it works so cohesively and magically. I’m still sticking with Eco mode and cruise control at about 17kph…..that’s the sweet spot for a person enjoying his twilight years.
Sport or boost mode just mulches your brain…it’s just fucking crazy….just fucking crazy.
Ugly let me sneak around her this morning out of bed before noon.
Cloudy and hot today. 28 degrees. But less beaming sun.
Small, medium, large.
Is it really that hard?
More tomorrow!!
The only person who hates trump more than I do is Ugly.
FOR FUCK SAKES.
It’s prison time – 15 years overdue.
I love Mondays.
I love Mondays. After sleeping all morning I always like to have a little “me” time.
Water bowls for the Flora cats. I like that. Scorching heat right now, 31…..very unusual.
god bless Bezos, god bless free shipping.
Did you know the cans are from North Vancouver….according to the label.
It is hotter than Stormy Daniels (when she was in her prime).
I’m sure I got heatstroke…
It’s early bedtime….busy week of doing nothing…
PL soon.
I love it. I wish it would go under water.
I would LOVE to live under the sea.
Burgas is pretty much full.
And my food was incredible.
SOOO FUN!!
OMG OMG….I found an orange summer shirt….then..
…a perfectly matching IKEA tray. Life doesn’t get better than this!!!!
It’s soooo busy here…a madhouse….everywhere.
Indian…chicken – TIKKA MASALA.
NOT ONE PIECE OF GARBAGE…
…anywhere….what the F is happening?
I snuck my own bread and lemon juice..
….to White Rose to make my own Turkish Fish Bread WITH EPIC SUCCESS!!!
It is just sooo much cheaper to eat out these days than having to spend 60-80 Leva at the shop and not having anything left a day or 2 later.
And no FUCKING DISHES to wash.