chewyland

I transferred myself from bedroom to sofa.

For obvious reasons. It’s 8am. No more clubbing.

Sofia airport is..Hrm…100000 better than last time I was here. Seriously WTF.

Laptop phone charging is the best thing…

… to have happened since Paul Walker’s fiery demise.

Brought my big Thule this time. Need to buy souvenirs, fridge magnets, Primark t-shirts, maybe some fresh chicken feet from the Chinese store.

Vlady and I shared a brief beer walk and embrace.

Airport now I go.

I even paid for extra luggage so I don’t have to put on all my clothes before scanning my boarding pass.

This is what extremely rich people do. $30 well spent..maybe.

Hobo travels.

Notice my Billa fine dining!

Meeting Vladimir for a quick one in the park.

The lady next to me on the bus…

…is doing a fucking video call on her phone with a toddler who can’t yet speak. I am living an unprecedented nightmare.

Thinking of reaching for this boinker to take the lady out.

Or maybe just myself.

Maybe the whole fucking bus!!!! It’s an hour late.

Gahhhhh.

Goodbye everyone. Holiday time for Matthew.

FUCKING FINALLY!!!

My tax dollars at work.

New sidewalks pretty much end to end in Sunny. Yay.

It is almost Christmas.

I’m in Eastern Europe

Walking to have an outdoor beer

In a fucking Tshirt

Ohhh proper holidays start tomorrow at exactly 11am. God bless.

Kristian’s KAT OF THE DAY ®

He’s in Jordan River, how freakkkin’ cool is that. Literally my center of the universe (that whole region).

Lucky bastard (but I will visit him soon…I must PET HIS CAT!!).

DIE YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.

I made the funnnnest chicken, Italian cheese and pineapple pizza..ever.

Also…girl brought me a pomegranate from Turkey yesterday….so the pizza is sprinkled with it.

You want this.

Kelly’s KAT OF THE DAY ®.

Real time from the Valencia cat park.

A park where I will be drinking a Spanish lager on Sunday afternoon……unless the plane crashes nose down….there is always a chance..

Walking to office to pick up my Temu.

My bus back to Sunny had a sink.

This is pure vip luxury.

20 Euro for this blanket that’s almost too heavy to carry….

Kableshkovo today. Busiest ever. By far.

We’re having a blast!!!

Also. I have a Christmas tree outside of my complex.

Life doesn’t get better than this.

Wild day. On the bus to meet with girl.

Burgas Christmas markets. Yes markets. Photos incoming. It’s sooo pretty and sunny here. Still no winter.

Sofia Saturday tickets have been purchased. Then 10 days of mayhem.

May god grant me peace.

I love having toilet paper delivered to my door.

I really feel like I’ve “made it”!!!!!!

It was on sale today.

So I had to buy it since the other keyboards are getting boring. I thought it was going to be OK (they use their own Razer switches)..but holy fuck..I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT TO BE FUCKING AWESOME.

This is my second Razer keyboard, they are mostly generic but I loved the last one and REALLY love this new one. It’s metal and so fucking clicky and loud I will wake the neighbours. The lights are super cool and the whole experience is super tight…..impressive.

It was just over 100Euro…50 off ..and even cheaper in Burgas than Amazon.

and the people at Ozone in Burgas are fucking gold.

so happy.

Fraud machine.

Thank God it was fucked..otherwise you would have a lineup of old people getting scammed because that’s what these machines are for. SCAMS, just all crypto is..and always will be.