Today is national “do nothing day”.

I wish the Boeing and Airbus book was here already. Grr.

Scooter coming back on Wednesday with bigger battery and new motors. 90kph….here we go!!

Maybe I will be able to outrun the cops. Those china cars look flimsy and weak.

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Extremely important Cat Of Today (COT®).

I have just been informed that Arty, my ol’ pal from Bratislava became a new pappa to a new family member. This news is literally fresh off the press.

Meet ZORKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He will be a regular visitor of this blog from now on!!

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Cool kid.

As always I love the photos where these dumb turds vape then take selfies with the toxic smoke on their faces.

I hate this world….why are people so fucking fucking fucking stupid…..

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If you don’t reserve and pay pointless money for a seat….

….you always get the best seat.

Makes no sense but it’s true.

Stop the insanity, stop paying for reserved seating.

Or priority boarding, for that matter. You wait exactly the same amount as everyone else. In fact you look super dumb because instead of just hanging out at a conditioned airport you’re standing in the stupid bus or outside in front of the plane like a moron.

Additionally, since I’m right in the front, in case of pilot emergency I can leap into the cockpit and save the day by steering the bird into safety.

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McDonald’s here is so weird.

All you have is a row of screens but no actual counter. Nobody anywhere.

Once you order the food comes from the actual restaurant part down below on this trolley.

Super dystopian.

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As a sophisticated traveller…

…I generally like to read my morning financial times with a Tim’s shot of espresso and a properly glazed doughnut.

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