chewyland

….Cali-fornia’s eyes are no longer infected….she’s so plump now, almost the size of a rotisserie chicken.

OHH..IT WAS WARM TODAY!!!

I put a little bit of pesto on the fish and used the power-oven….so dang delicious.

I also added a little paprika. Wild.

I should eat more fish, maybe my hair will grow back.

And eat in bed.

I think I’m onto something revolutionary.

No bags of garbage and dishes.

No water or electricity waste.

Just a nice person coming to gate with nourishment.

Take Musk and Putin with you. Please do the planet a favor…..

You are all vile turd-monsters and history will not be kind to you.

It was 100% vegetarian before I added the Bulgarian sausage. I still find Bulgarian sausages like this without any flavor. It’s a shame…really strange.

Tongue for 1st time…it should be more tender (tenderer?).

We only stayed up till 3 last night. Almost no booze….perfect!!!

MADHOUSE OUTSIDE LAST NIGHT – FUCKING MADHOUSE.

Why can’t my stuff ever match?

I am switching my backpacks to the slightly larger Thule one in 2025. I need some extra room when since I can’t take the bike for my jars of mayo, sausages and radishes.

Sun over the next couple of days….THEN COMPLETE DEEP FREEZE.

No bike, no scooter….just legs….sad.

I love the fact that a lot of my goods are made by young children. The work gives them a little extra vape money and keeps them off the mean streets of Chongqing.

Flora is packed.

I bought Oreos for the 1st time in 5+ years…they are fucking delicious.

Dumpster beer was FANTASTIC!!!!! AS ALWAYS!!

I like coming here..it’s close and nice and warm and clean……..but I really wish I had a few more choices.

Also got take out sushi the other day…it was super expensive…and MAYBE somewhat worth it…?..maybe not?

I think to cut costs they make the soy sauce from WD40 and diesel….seriously, WTF?

Late night TEX-MEX chicken..and it was OK….but…..it’s so cold here now..that I think it’s actually the coldest ever….of all time.

NOTHING!!!

Can’t hang out on the balcony or even do lasers with Birdie. I think it’s -20 IN THE HALLWAY.

Might actually snow in the coming days. I am wearing socks INSIDE the house right now, wooly ones, like an Eastern European.

WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE.

Octopus and fake crap.

They had a few fresh crabs at Jane’s for 90 Leva each. I would need a job for that.

I REALLY should make zucchini more often. It’s so cheap and easy to make and tastes like jesus.

I am already on EP6…………….in one night.

Birdie hates it – so far not one on screen cat.

She only likes to watch films with cats.

Party tomorrow….today…..relaxing!!…I’m on holidays, finally.

It’s VERY VERY COLD outside.

Hot wine soon..

Need to showcase new sweater in Burgas.

Hopefully hot wine soon….and a fucking haircut.

With my thrice “treated” potatoes. Boiled, cooled, boiled again on super high heat…cooled…then air fried with a gentle mist of olive oil.

The dead bird is “seated” on pesto that’s so insanely delicious you can die (and I fucking hate pesto and people who eat it). This is more creamy tomato based…it’s insanely delicious.

LIDL has sooo much cool shit now, almost everyday a fun treat…I will go back tomorrow and scrounge around the coolers.

Also…new plate. \

Thank you for reading.

It’s like a bad version of Temu crap for 20X the cost.

This place needs a cool place to hang out. I vote for a nice Starbucks/Subway/KFC collab.

*****I ALSO FOUND A PROPER FUCKIN’ CHRISTMAS SWEATER FOR 7 EURO****

Ukrainians should place a dozen or so of these magical boom-boom scooters all over Moscow and St Petersburg every day and remotely detonate them…just for LOLz.

Good job!!!