chewyland

I wish I could wear a sundress and have flowers in my hair.

I hate social norms.

I wish I could make such flavorful food at home. The mushroomyness is sooo nice

Thing is, if you ever visit any of these bistro style restaurants, aside from being inexpensive, you really end up getting an amazing meal at its (purest). Carrot bbq salad is a half boiled carrot, sliced then placed of bbq then buttered….that’s it.

Mushroom soup, purée mushrooms, some cream and insane Bulgarian spices; that’s it.

You want a chicken steak, it’s a fucking chicken steak on bbq marinated with some simple spices then tossed on your plate. That’s it.

Most of the vegetables here come from villages around here, many you can literally walk to.

Once a month. If I don’t clean it, who will.

This useless thing continues to be an absolute marvel of engineering. I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love everything about it..

….especially how completely useless it is.

I wonder what the next version will bring….?

Most of these morons can’t do basic math or point Canada on a map of North America but hey…..let’s teach our kids there is an evil imaginary monster living in the sky.

Fucking idiots. Welcome to the 16th century.

I hate this world…………

She looks the same as the day I met her probably about 10 years ago. Astonishing, really.

Remains completely unpettable…perhaps the only cat I’ve ever met in my life that I have never been able to properly pet.

She did let me touch her a couple of times…probably just felt sorry for me.

Also 1st fish soup of the season.

Still nothing happening…just coasting through life like a coaster.

Cold

Mud

Poop.

Although my Temu 7$ Rubber Boots are absolutely EPIC!!!

Birdie and I are soooo pale……

I go tomorrow!!

THAT’S UNPOSSIBLE?????????

Day went from winter to steamy hot summer.

Nothing makes sense.

Going for a village cruise now….octopus rates like butter.

But I must do something.

…this is the temp in the center of CANADA.

I’m celebrating my new horse leather bag with a duck lunch.

I deserve a little time to relax.

..the taxes he imposed on his own people. Hopefully, at some point, things will go back to Biden times when the economy was booming.

I have a feeling the Orange Turd will go back on everything….tell everyone he saved USA, everyone will clap and praise him…and that will be the end of it. Fingers crossed.

I will do nothing but make some nice food and go hang out at the veggie shop.

In terms of weather – it’s apparently the COLDEST May on record…as in EVER.

But…..a lot of fun is brewing….shhhhhhh.

Charlie on a vintage BMW.

I am happy there is still something good in this world…this should be awesome!!!

Ohh..it’s raining again……I got a bunch of beers this afternoon and it’s time to binge.

We all do.

Iglika got a new fence and it’s actually gorgeous.

I won’t have to manually open the parking gate like some 16th century Chinese peasant.

Aghhh. No octopus till tomorrow.