In Nesebar.

holiday everyday
In Nesebar.

I should move.

For late lunch at 8pm.

WTF, OVER.


What rhymes with sun?
Salmon, of course.



Winter is back and yes I’m wearing glovettes.




Completely custom made and so delicious….I might cry.

Mostly bed and avocado toast.


New coffee shop.
That little bun costs 6 Euro.
Few years ago you could get one for a Leva. (50 cents).
wtf dawg.
(Sure is fucking tasty, though).




Another sunny day…but colder.
Next week…rain and clouds and grumpiness…

But cheap fish…but tasty.
A piece of salmon is now 25 Euro.

I also had some sorbet, are you?









The gloomy weather is really fucking with me.

I should be a comedian.

Or about 55$ Canadian.


I know they’re junk. But I still think they’re cool as fuck.
I’ve never felt a lesser need to own a car in my life.
Where would I go?
Why would I go there?

You could probably fit a dozen people in this fucking thing.



I understand nothing.
Love White Rose…the GOAT.



I actually don’t think ENOUGH babies swallow batteries.
Let’s get those numbers up, folks.

Recovering from Spain trip and relaxing. Flora last night for one beer and some ribs. Brought half home for girl. Sooo tasty.
Tmarket is GETTING COMPLETELY GUTTED.
I’m so happy. Grand opening in 2 weeks.
But also rain and gloom for 2 weeks.
Keeping my HBO Max subscription. Not sure why but I’m watching a hospital drama like some fat lady with 6 kids from Tennessee.
It’s sooo good.










We can all thank the orange toilet for all the shit that’s happening right now.


Subsonic service across Bulgaria. Burgas soon.


It’s actually really tasty, at least in my opinion (and his)….went for a nice walk and talked nonsense the whole time – just delightful.
I love the fact that nobody works anymore…we had to wait for a table at 2pm….amazing..
Train in 2 hours.






It was huge. Enough for 10 fully grown kangaroos…..maybe 11.
Girl soon.
I should get a haircut.
Hopefully we will make it to Varna tomorrow. Fingers crossed.
I’ve become such a heath nut. #RISEANDGRIND




Back to the coast tomorrow.
Also…not flying again…EVER…it’s too scary.
Motorcycle trips around the corner….so fucking excited…
Best time to be in Sunny Beach is essentially right now..
OMG OMG..
Seeing girl tomorrow…then cat show…
OMG OMG!!!!


Or 84$ Canadian Dollars…about.
