chewyland

I’m living in a dream, arrived in the evening and spent all night wandering the streets chatting with people and scooping mayonnaise with my hand and eating fried croquettes in Vondelpark..for obvious reasons. It is so incredibly busy here, the hostel owner here said he’s never seen so many people…and he’s lived here all his life.

Yes, I’m staying in a hostel which is an experience I’ll never forget, more on that later (hint, it’s sooooo cool…I’m sleeping in a “pod”.

Pet Shop Boys concert tonight and I already have a crew of people.

Now, I need to…well, you know….then continue on my eating journey….today is all about herring….then more fries and croquettes….I need to keep my muscle mass operating at peak efficiency.

But I’m more mature now (maturer) so sushi and iced coffee IS IT. This is all actually very tasty. Ohh and the chicken slices from the book store were soooooooo DELICIOUS AND MOIST..JUST weird..

I need to complain but I have nothing.

The last time I bought a magazine was 3 years ago….at an airport…

Sooooo much better, essentially bypasses a stupid process and a useless piece of paper. I consider this to be the best it can be. Until we finally get chip implants…of course.

They installed anti-jump automatic nets. Weird to see.

But joking aside, will Russia as a country just cease to exist? What will happen in a year or two from now? Looks like Ukrainian forces have reached the Russian border and will start attacking all the Russian cunts on their own soil. This is just funny…and sad. What a bunch of low IQ idiots…..80% still support this stupid war…

I wish Apple and Google would shut down/brick everyone’s phones there. I would pee in laughter…idiots…wow how did a country completely fuck itself in a matter of weeks…

27 degrees out but I’m in airconditioned comfort. Nobody smells bad and WE FUCKING STOPPED at KFC. I asked the guy for 3 thighs (normally they mix and match, thighs are best)…he said he had 3 left…4Euros..best KFC ever. Not muddy and sweaty…just perfect steaming hot dead salty-birds. Plus, icing on the cake, we will arrive 1 hour earlier in the capital. I got a cheap hotel…sushi or pho later.

God is great!

Still have some gravies left for today…might get chicken…

Fucking murderers, rapists and liars.

Crazy renos inside. I’m very happy. New clean store and they will hopefully have my favorite hot cabbage salad in the deli. Boooom.

.it’s a shitty almost gross malty beer…but it’s one buck and it’s cold.

It just 4 ingredients. As long as you have sweet and juicy tomatoes plus some garlic and basil….YOU ARE DONE……JUST LEAVE IT ON THE STOVE FOR ABOUT 2 hours….super low (on 1)….

then add salt.

you’re done…..you will die from flavorness…it’s SOOO GOOD.

and the next morning I added some gluten free pasta and reduced the soup into a sauce..

it’s SOOOO GOOOD.