chewyland

Grumpy because of the needlessly grumpy lady who runs it.

This is Smokey from next door, she’s grumpy today because of the clouds…

They cost less than a buck – warmed and cinnamoned, make an amazing snack.

Nobody likes mushy corn.

BUT ALSO

My winter pantry has absolutely everything I need. Loads of fish and LEGUMES, and veggies and fruit.

and wayyyy in the back I have a couple of cans of 3am drunken ravioli that taste better than naked jesus.

Dreary out…I’m wearing aqua-rubbers.

..perhaps I should do something productive today. Maybe I will go for a beer walk and get a burger.

Weather really sucks-ass.

Motorcycle “new lights” project will FINALLY start tomorrow…the last piece of wiring harness arrives from West Germany!!

It’s vegan which means I’ve taken away food from animals…who more than likely just died.

My burrito is ugly…but it works…goodnight.

….even a car. It will get blown away instantly. Storms coming at midnight tonight. May god have mercy on my soul.

But terrible news ahead. Temperatures dropping to mid to low 20s and another thunderstorm. They are getting seriously bad around here…..as in…not super fun.

Bike is being parked in the hallway starting today…..summer is over…..super shitty.

Temu is LIFE.

No delicious aluminum????????????????

AM I BECOMING TRANSGENDER?

(anyways…I try not to use deodorant but this stuff just smells like fruit and summer).

I FUCKIN’ BOUGHT 3….knowing my luck it will be discontinued.

Mussels are FAR better in the summer. I think it’s all over now. They just don’t have the “plump” I deserve.

Ohh..they cost 3.50 Euros at White Rose!!!

In Pomorie, escaped the rat race and the complexities of everyday life.

Yes, people are still swimming!!!!

5PM ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE…JUST AS THE SECOND TICKS. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW SHE DOES IT??

To grab some sushi..but Happy was very busy but not really “vibey”…hard to describe so I went to LIDL and FOR THE 1ST TIME EVER..THEY ARE ACTUALLY SELLING HOT ROTISSERIE CHICKENS.

I had to get one obviously…it was just fine…it really needs some spice and herbs..otherwise cheap and juicy. 7/10.

My Picnic spot was obviously epic…

Make the next Switch with dual screens…that would be fucking epic.

Also HAPPY ZELDA DAY!!! New title releases in a few hours.

One at home…and one in St.Vlas!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SUPER SUMMER HERE.

Fuck off….I wish you everything bad you dumb internet mail order hoe.

If you had some decency, you would actually come clean and share all the vile garbage about your criminal shitbag “husband”.

I saw one before in Sofia…but just cursing by….1st time actually seeing it in real life…..I touched it. It’s cool.

Harley Davidson Pan American – I REALLY HOPE THEY CONTINUE DEVELOPMENT of this platform. Really came out of “left field” and according to all the reviews, the folks who bought one…LOVE IT.

Kudos to Harley (essentially the worst motorcycle company on earth….but…well…in this case it appears they are on the right track…fingers crossed).

I had to wait 20 minutes for the lady at this restaurant to tell me that they don’t have lime OR lemon sorbet that they always have. She gave me some stupid answer and that was the end of it.

I wasted 20 minutes just sitting here waiting, looking at the fish-filled sea and reading my book….with no lime sorbet.

AGHH..

I will make my own sorbet party at home, fuck this place….I hope the lady falls into the waters and gets bitten by a sharp-crab.

It’s FUN TIME TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But tasks tasks tasks…IKEA coming with 2 orders. New spice box coming….Live Love Laugh.