chewyland

Life is so exciting.

Girl and kats are waiting for me at home….then sleep for 3 days straight.

So fun with Vlady this trip.

It’s amazing to see how nice the train-people are now. Gone are the Soviet era grumpy faces. My dude is 100%.

But I’ve done everything. I’m complete. Trip complete. Nothing left than jump onto my train and sleep.

But add monkey glue-on eyelashes and penis lips.

This world is just too weird for me….

I know I’m old…but seriously WTF…why make yourself look like a clown?

Onto 100kg soon.

French Normandy chicken for lunch.

I’m really in need of some summer sun. It’s been gloomy.

45 minute wait at Happy at 3pm on Monday.

The one where he meets a cute 10 year old boy at the park….

Or just how depressing Eastern Europe is.

It was a fantastic show. 10/10.

I have a full day here tomorrow. I need my midnight double burger.

I like how someone tried to smuggle delicious wraps to the show.

It will be warmer here tomorrow. I’ll do another 25k steps of craziness.

Bro is just waiting with his dead eyes…for his next berry-berry vape hit.

What a fucked I’m world we live in.

Speaking of…I’m a little drunk.

Is Canada even a hockey country anymore?

Went shopping to my awesome bookstore and came upon a soap and tea and snacks festival. Sooo cool.

I can take about 10 minutes of hockey per day. Weather is great. Exploring is considerably more fun.

They make these vile posters almost impossible to remove.

I wish all these people ass cancer.

(these are funded by the toilet pro-russia far right “save the family” racist, homophobic garbage people….they are all poor and incredibly stupid, never traveled anywhere gopniks…just cigarettes, minimum wage factory work and deep resentment for the modern world).

The weird sushi place above the market is absolutely sublime.

Cheaper than Happy and no busy and stinky madness.

I’ll be back. Always.

…where things were just too much, just too crazy…even for my liking…we actually left the bar at around 4am…

It was just too busy, too wild, and too crazy…the music was fucking insane…impossible almost to explain..hard trance techno fuckery.

it was INCREDIBLE…as was our 20 different pub walk..yes..I think 20..

we also played shufflepuck..OMG it was awesome…loads of photos coming..

hotel is great…snowing in beautiful Sofia…girl is sending me dancing and singing with cat videos…everything is fucking awesome!!

Was this hard Trance or Psy Techno. I’ve never experienced a club this packed.

Now return the money to the American citizens.

GET FUCKED!!

But.

Bulgarian vending machine coffee is the best on earth.

Sandwich is amazing, as before.

I believe 4 cigarettes is the sweet spot for a 15 minute bus stop-break.

Are people who live is Stara Zagora known as Zagorians? Zagorites?

Architecture, fashion, world class shopping.

Rated just below Singapore for quality of life.

I guess I should visit Spain.

OK.

Soo much sex and scandal in this show. Highly recommended.

Just bought this today. I’ll start and go on a big walk in the sun.

Yes it’s sunny.

Sunny outside. But I rest rest. Party weekend of insanity starts tomorrow.

I’ll nap.

Hockey bitches this evening. LETSSSSSSSGOOOOO!!!

Swedish game wild last night.

I can’t wait to stop watching this addictive nonsense in a few days and get back to my rom coms and airplane crash videos.

You just put in the oven, then just eat it..

But I added apples, tomatoes and carrots..some butter and spices.

Sublime…love my new plate…I wish I could afford a whole set – they are so fucking costly.

I think a whole set would be over 400 Euros…

I will buy…bit by bit…and try not to break any in the process.

It’s from France, which means it’s healthy.