Showcasing my brand new orange ZARA sweater.

Did you know ZARA is a fashion brand only for the very well heeled rich and famous? People such as Justin Bieber, Richard Dean Anderson and Sully Sullenberger have been seen frequenting the stores. The sweater is super heavy, warm and made from some of the most exotic wools in Chinese Asia. Custom made to match the cat’s ears and perfectly fit my nubile body.

Ohh, it also matches my cool new jacket and Amazon backpack….life doesn’t get better than this.

PS. The sweater was 10 Euros…I don’t know why…crazy sale..the pretty lady said it was over 100 originally.

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Turkey slice egg pizza ON TURKISH BREAD.

Take that!!

It’s amazing how the egg gets soaked into the bread and makes this crispy egg-thing…it’s really fucking tasty…I will make more in the coming days…I have 5 more of these breads…they cost about a Euro.

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I made a 4 bean and corn soup.

Used the blender. It’s all about SUPER PULSING, I am talking 1/100th of s second to get a little more coarse.

This fucking blender could start a tsunami if I was to dip it in the Black Sea.

If you eat around my last 2 prawns and my tiny piece of BBQ chicken this soup is 100% vegetarian……soooo fucking delicious and smokey.

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Bread has certainly doubled in price.

This is the shitty and cheapest stuff no human should ever eat….it used to cost 80 Stotinki…

****ohhh and this IS the super cheap store****

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THE DIET IS WORKING!!

I am not joking, few months ago there is NO possibility of her sleeping in that box….she couldn’t even stand in it.

I still need to order the scale.

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Chinese 4 lunch??? WHY NOT?

I still had a few prawns in the freezer from my prawn-kick last summer.

This week I eat everything from freezer…I have sooo much amazing stuff.

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My ideal dog.

If I lived a normal life I would TOTALLY have a dog.

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Breakfast is the least important meal of your day…

…that’s why I almost never eat breakfast…..until today..and it was fucking delicious.

The stupid weather is so stupid…supposed to rain..but it’s nice and sunny…and all my plans are ruined…actually because of nice weather…..because I didn’t make fun plans..and it’s nice..but I can’t go anywhere because I cancelled my plans…which means I am sitting on the balcony and crying…in this pretty weather..that can change at any second..

Or maybe it won’t change…..grr.

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