Massive fail. The funniest security guy FROM BURGAS. BRO!! this is my favorite beer but you have to drink it outside.
He was sooooo cool. I wish he was my friend.





holiday everyday
Massive fail. The funniest security guy FROM BURGAS. BRO!! this is my favorite beer but you have to drink it outside.
He was sooooo cool. I wish he was my friend.





Let’s chug and find out.
CK in 30 minutes.


Bro is just waiting with his dead eyes…for his next berry-berry vape hit.
What a fucked I’m world we live in.
Speaking of…I’m a little drunk.

Is Canada even a hockey country anymore?

Went shopping to my awesome bookstore and came upon a soap and tea and snacks festival. Sooo cool.
I can take about 10 minutes of hockey per day. Weather is great. Exploring is considerably more fun.



They make these vile posters almost impossible to remove.
I wish all these people ass cancer.
(these are funded by the toilet pro-russia far right “save the family” racist, homophobic garbage people….they are all poor and incredibly stupid, never traveled anywhere gopniks…just cigarettes, minimum wage factory work and deep resentment for the modern world).


The weird sushi place above the market is absolutely sublime.
Cheaper than Happy and no busy and stinky madness.
I’ll be back. Always.



No time right now.
Hockey.
Louis CK this evening.
OMG I booked an overnight business class sleeper for late tomorrow.
I’ll be a business man for a night.
How fun!!!
AND YES THAT IS A FIREBIRD FROM GREECE!!!!! OMG.






…where things were just too much, just too crazy…even for my liking…we actually left the bar at around 4am…
It was just too busy, too wild, and too crazy…the music was fucking insane…impossible almost to explain..hard trance techno fuckery.
it was INCREDIBLE…as was our 20 different pub walk..yes..I think 20..
we also played shufflepuck..OMG it was awesome…loads of photos coming..
hotel is great…snowing in beautiful Sofia…girl is sending me dancing and singing with cat videos…everything is fucking awesome!!
Was this hard Trance or Psy Techno. I’ve never experienced a club this packed.


Now return the money to the American citizens.
GET FUCKED!!

But.
Bulgarian vending machine coffee is the best on earth.
Sandwich is amazing, as before.
I believe 4 cigarettes is the sweet spot for a 15 minute bus stop-break.
Are people who live is Stara Zagora known as Zagorians? Zagorites?


Architecture, fashion, world class shopping.
Rated just below Singapore for quality of life.









I guess I should visit Spain.
OK.

Soo much sex and scandal in this show. Highly recommended.

Just bought this today. I’ll start and go on a big walk in the sun.
Yes it’s sunny.

Sunny outside. But I rest rest. Party weekend of insanity starts tomorrow.
I’ll nap.
Hockey bitches this evening. LETSSSSSSSGOOOOO!!!
Swedish game wild last night.
I can’t wait to stop watching this addictive nonsense in a few days and get back to my rom coms and airplane crash videos.



You just put in the oven, then just eat it..
But I added apples, tomatoes and carrots..some butter and spices.
Sublime…love my new plate…I wish I could afford a whole set – they are so fucking costly.
I think a whole set would be over 400 Euros…
I will buy…bit by bit…and try not to break any in the process.

It’s from France, which means it’s healthy.

Finished today…worth every second. I would consider this (as I mentioned before)….an ABSOLUTE MUST READ (OR LISTEN) FOR ANYONE!!!!!!!!

These Amazon Tuscan pepper and tomato spreads are incredible.
Just add paprika.
Also. New plate. It’s awesome. Will buy more.
Too expensive right now.



But it’s warm….storm last night was fucking insane…I thought the building would collapse and we would all perish and float up to the heavens.



Well, girl made pancakes and I cooked the awesome steak. Added some greens and black bean sauce. Super nice.



GOTTA WATCH SPORTS…I’m super sporty as of late.

YES ITALY…where the olympics are.
Coincidence?
Thank you for looking at a photo of towels.
