Also, she’s very proud to announce that she no longer waddles and is healthier than a butterfly – her weight loss journey was tough…but successful.
New bed is as tall as it is wide…and it even comes with orange trim.
To match my new jacket. I AM IN HEAVEN. PUN INTENDED.
New glasses I’ll be showcasing this weekend.
I am celebrating my new bed…it’s finally here.
OMG, why am I awake so dang early. Courier called to tell me he’s coming in 3 hours. Weird.
OMG ALEXA IS GREEN.
Means new bed is being delivered shortly. Excite, EXCITE.
Early sleep today again.
New bed coming tomorrow from West Germany..HOPEFULLY.
I have to be in tip-top shape.
1st spring Holidays start after the weekend, I deserver some time off.
I think I know how to essentially roast chicken in the air fryer.
Groceries have been amazing lately. Summer tomatoes, these oranges are sweet as pie and SEEDLESS GRAPES….THIS IS MY HEAVEN.
It feels like summer in my mouth…but outside it’s muck and rain.
OHH..the grapes are from INDIA.
How can one make something COMPLETELY TASTELESS?
I mean..really….at least the cardboard from toilet paper rolls has a nice cardboardy texture and flavors. This has nothing.
Lovely day…just lovely.
Just ordered my 3rd roll….might order 5 more. Time will tell.
This is the entrance to the Sunny Beach sushi restaurant.
Sushi day. I forgot to put on my fancy new glasses.
They arrived yesterday.
Gloomy weather, gloomy kat.
With the influx of Russian cockroaches fleeing the toilet and Ukrainians escaping the war…
We now we have 1450000 hairdressers and ladies who “do the best nails and massages” (advertisements posted EVERYWHERE) plus illicit taxi drivers and coffee and potato servers at restaurants….and an official pet wash.
I like the pet wash – hope the nice Ukrainian lady is successful, her place looks great.
Chicken in the house. Salsa chicken….
Super fun breakfast.
I used one of the world famous veggie patties and added eggs and tomatoes and some butter…..INTO THE AIR FRYER…sooo tasty with a little paprika.
Fake crab cones and rolls.
Tasty but it’s hard to keep the rice together so they always just fall apart. Ohhhh well.
I seriously need a holiday.
BMW dealer has a chemical station..where you press a button and it sprays different shit onto you…you choose the shit as the smell inside your car. Fucking gross.
I actually think the sight and smell of people vaping those plastic penises officially disgusts me more than cigarettes. Certainly the smell gives me a bigger headache.
People here are fucking MORONS.
PS. Kids are vaping at the mall, MOST OF THEM, INSIDE…..next generation of dumb little turds.
Super rare Indian.
Chinese egg food…
Egg wong-dong. I love making food like this, it takes seconds…..but I’m thinking…it can really JUST be veggies and maybe a tiny piece of pork or chicken (literally size of thumb) and NO RICE….
Rice was leftover from yesterday….don’t need it.
It’s super sunny and everyone is happy. Burgas here I come.
Another Sunday night inside. It’s freezing out, as in…you need 3 pairs of gloves on each hand. Very sad.
New pieces coming soon, within days, actually.
New chicken place. New owners, bigger and…cleaner.
But completely empty.
It’s time for a cruise……..to the store.
It’s still far too cold to be riding around the villages or farm roads or the nearby muddy hills…..very sad.
Hopefully in the coming weeks the nice weather will return.
This is “pretty kitty” for obvious reasons.
She’s been around for years and years and coincidentally the only cat EVER that despises being touched/petted. THE ONLY ONE!
Early to bed, late to rise. New motto. 2 more shitty day weather then adventures await.
Chicken with the fanciest basmati rice I’ve ever made.
The rice has mushrooms, Sofia cilantro, prawns and a little fish sauce and butter. AGHH!!!! SOOO GOOD.
…zucchini and potatoes breakfast. Perfect for the hot ketchup that’s been in my fridge since 1981.
CRAZY AMAZING evening soup.
I sometimes wonder if the cats actually like watching motorcycle review videos?
…or they’re just doing it to be nice.
I bought a piece of whitefish and made zucchini chippets and beets.
Fucking eh, dawg!!!
OHHHHH I also smuggled 3 packs of cilantro from my “hookup” in Sofia.
Tiffany can barely walk. Slut.
She looks like a dead pigeon.
Going to bed before midnight is key.
I ate too much pork.
I should have only consumed 1/2 and had a nice lunch for tomorrow.
Live and learn is something I will say to myself forever.
I need a holiday.
Italian pork with LOADS of veggies and basil.
Grilling pork and everyone has gone bonkers.
Also, my free IKEA came today. I will replace some of the run-down cardboard boxes with new ones.
It still takes me about 45 minutes to assemble one. SIGH.