chewyland

It pretty much doesn’t HUGER than this……split multiplier on my 86 inch TV will be epic this summer.

Also coming to Switch with online.

Did you know ZARA is a fashion brand only for the very well heeled rich and famous? People such as Justin Bieber, Richard Dean Anderson and Sully Sullenberger have been seen frequenting the stores. The sweater is super heavy, warm and made from some of the most exotic wools in Chinese Asia. Custom made to match the cat’s ears and perfectly fit my nubile body.

Ohh, it also matches my cool new jacket and Amazon backpack….life doesn’t get better than this.

PS. The sweater was 10 Euros…I don’t know why…crazy sale..the pretty lady said it was over 100 originally.

Take that!!

It’s amazing how the egg gets soaked into the bread and makes this crispy egg-thing…it’s really fucking tasty…I will make more in the coming days…I have 5 more of these breads…they cost about a Euro.

What a fun trip, I should really take the bus more often. Mall is crazy busy, shops are busy…jolly day.

Poor, sweet, mall girl….no way to recover from this…only amputation.

Obligatory fake granite countertops….I’ll need to check website…

….but at that second Burgas bus came…guess I’m off to Burgas.

Used the blender. It’s all about SUPER PULSING, I am talking 1/100th of s second to get a little more coarse.

This fucking blender could start a tsunami if I was to dip it in the Black Sea.

If you eat around my last 2 prawns and my tiny piece of BBQ chicken this soup is 100% vegetarian……soooo fucking delicious and smokey.

This is the shitty and cheapest stuff no human should ever eat….it used to cost 80 Stotinki…

****ohhh and this IS the super cheap store****

True love 4ever.

I am not joking, few months ago there is NO possibility of her sleeping in that box….she couldn’t even stand in it.

I still need to order the scale.

I still had a few prawns in the freezer from my prawn-kick last summer.

This week I eat everything from freezer…I have sooo much amazing stuff.

If I lived a normal life I would TOTALLY have a dog.

God is great.

God is great…

All this stuff here makes my ass smell like a Russian middle aged woman.

Yes, spraying your body with smelly chemicals is still a thing here in 18th century Eastern Europe.

Are we on a collision course with the sun or something?

She’s been around since fall and even with continuous food intake (she’s super plump and healthy) she’s not growing.

I think she’s Tiffany’s piece.

…that’s why I almost never eat breakfast…..until today..and it was fucking delicious.

The stupid weather is so stupid…supposed to rain..but it’s nice and sunny…and all my plans are ruined…actually because of nice weather…..because I didn’t make fun plans..and it’s nice..but I can’t go anywhere because I cancelled my plans…which means I am sitting on the balcony and crying…in this pretty weather..that can change at any second..

Or maybe it won’t change…..grr.

Just a winter void, complete emptiness….

I need to plan a holiday…

MOTHER OF GOD!!! ALL OF HER OLD MUSIC…..

MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PAPPA DON’T PREACH!!!!

….I’ll have to show her this photo the moment I get home.

…When donned, I am living in a warm fluffy cloud. Big walk ahead….no rain contrary to what you read in the news.

I wonder how waterproof this jacket is…maybe not at all. If it gets wet I will have to buy another one.

Rain all week, anger and sadness. No bike, no adventures…just crying under the new IKEA table.