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Also, she’s very proud to announce that she no longer waddles and is healthier than a butterfly – her weight loss journey was tough…but successful.

To match my new jacket. I AM IN HEAVEN. PUN INTENDED.

Means new bed is being delivered shortly. Excite, EXCITE.

New bed coming tomorrow from West Germany..HOPEFULLY.

I have to be in tip-top shape.

1st spring Holidays start after the weekend, I deserver some time off.

Groceries have been amazing lately. Summer tomatoes, these oranges are sweet as pie and SEEDLESS GRAPES….THIS IS MY HEAVEN.

It feels like summer in my mouth…but outside it’s muck and rain.

OHH..the grapes are from INDIA.

I mean..really….at least the cardboard from toilet paper rolls has a nice cardboardy texture and flavors. This has nothing.

Just ordered my 3rd roll….might order 5 more. Time will tell.

They arrived yesterday.

We now we have 1450000 hairdressers and ladies who “do the best nails and massages” (advertisements posted EVERYWHERE) plus illicit taxi drivers and coffee and potato servers at restaurants….and an official pet wash.

I like the pet wash – hope the nice Ukrainian lady is successful, her place looks great.

I used one of the world famous veggie patties and added eggs and tomatoes and some butter…..INTO THE AIR FRYER…sooo tasty with a little paprika.

Tasty but it’s hard to keep the rice together so they always just fall apart. Ohhhh well.

BMW dealer has a chemical station..where you press a button and it sprays different shit onto you…you choose the shit as the smell inside your car. Fucking gross.

I actually think the sight and smell of people vaping those plastic penises officially disgusts me more than cigarettes. Certainly the smell gives me a bigger headache.

People here are fucking MORONS.

PS. Kids are vaping at the mall, MOST OF THEM, INSIDE…..next generation of dumb little turds.

Egg wong-dong. I love making food like this, it takes seconds…..but I’m thinking…it can really JUST be veggies and maybe a tiny piece of pork or chicken (literally size of thumb) and NO RICE….

Rice was leftover from yesterday….don’t need it.

But completely empty.

It’s still far too cold to be riding around the villages or farm roads or the nearby muddy hills…..very sad.

Hopefully in the coming weeks the nice weather will return.

She’s been around for years and years and coincidentally the only cat EVER that despises being touched/petted. THE ONLY ONE!

The rice has mushrooms, Sofia cilantro, prawns and a little fish sauce and butter. AGHH!!!! SOOO GOOD.

…zucchini and potatoes breakfast. Perfect for the hot ketchup that’s been in my fridge since 1981.

…or they’re just doing it to be nice.

Fucking eh, dawg!!!

OHHHHH I also smuggled 3 packs of cilantro from my “hookup” in Sofia.

She looks like a dead pigeon.

I should have only consumed 1/2 and had a nice lunch for tomorrow.

Live and learn is something I will say to myself forever.

Also, my free IKEA came today. I will replace some of the run-down cardboard boxes with new ones.

It still takes me about 45 minutes to assemble one. SIGH.