I pay $7 for unlimited, crazy fuckin’ fast mobile data (well, it throttles after 35GB but it’s still fast enough for %99 of the dumb shit I do on the Internet).

I remember paying my monthly Fido/Rogers bill back in the days….every time I handed them my money I had this weird feeling of a sliver covered broomstick slowly entering my anal cavity. 

Considering Canada’s monopolistic practices on mobile service, wow are these fees not seen as fraud???

$7 for 100MB?  Fuckers….seriously….fuckers!!….that’s not even three pennies worth of service (I am probably not too far off).